PHILOMENE LONG’S CONTEST FOR BEACHHEAD READERS


Please send your answers to the Beachhead, PO Box 2, Venice CA 90294, or just keep them to yourself.


SUGGESTION:
Beatitude contestants should memorize the following words by the immortal John Thomas: “Don’t get hung up on anything, stand above, pass on and be free.” Then be prepared to repeat them when asked.


QUESTIONS:

1. Would you ever enter a bathing suit contest?
(If the answer is “Yes” the contestant is automatically eliminated from the contest)

2. a. Show me how to act cool.

b. Show me how to be cool.

c. Elucidate the difference in 25 words or less.


3. Can you reply “NO” without speaking, shaking head, etc. to the following question:
“Do you agree to throw yourself before the altar of Mollock (see Allen Ginsberg’s poem)?”

4. Show me Beatitude.

5. Explain how living the Beatitudes leads to the state of beatitude?

6. Are the following statements true or false?

a. Be the saint on your block. -Allen Ginsberg

b. It is because I am Beat, that is, I believe in beatitude… Who knows, but that the universe is not one vast sea of compassion actually, the veritable holy honey, beneath all this show of personality and cruelty? -Jack Kerouac

c. He has scattered the proud in the imagination of their hearts and has exalted the humble. -Mary

d. Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called children of God. Blessed are they who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. -Jesus Christ

e. Power to the people. -Patti Smith

f. Work out your salvation with diligence. -Buddha

g. Walk close to the earth. Sing close to the body. -Stuart Perkoff

h. There is no road. We take it. -Philomene Long

i. Go naked. Take nothing. -John Thomas

Posted: Wed - August 1, 2007 at 07:55 AM          


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