Sher-ruff of Venice


–Calvin

THE END FORCE HUMAN

QUALITY OF LIFE REDUCTION BY BIZARRE LAW ENFORCEMENT


Incident at high noon sometime in the future, as witnessed by Jacob La Mountey and his unhoused friend George Crassfar. The Satellite of Love in orbit high over earth. A parrot that hangs out in Venice and some squirrels. A group of tourists from the Ukraine. The victimized woman, one Flo Viva Venice.

Report of Incident of Involving
New Crime Fighting Device

Whenever a crime is committed in the neighborhood the super secret crime fighting device -
Reprodutus Copulus Hellocoptus-comes into action. These high tech whirlybirds can reproduce while airborne,exponentially. They come together and breed while twirling in the air. Spinning small Hellocoptus emerge from the belly of the mother copters. Young newborn Hellocoptus swoop down on any perceived criminal activity. Directed by the Satellite of Love high above the earth floating in geocentric orbit. Engulfing the crime scene with multiple high tech devices that immobilize, incapacitate and force all body fluids into the open, sterilizing and analyzing the essence of the person.

Today in the heat of the high noon sun they had detected the beautiful Flo Viva Venice opening a pop top beer can. As soon as the hissing sound had begun-Hellocoptus-had started to shoot foam from nozzled booms onto the street around Flo. She drops the beer can onto the sidewalk even before she has a chance to take a swig and then backwash. The can spins and is covered with disinfectant. Her body is motionless on the asphalt covered with foam. A long straw shoots out from the belly of a spinning Hellocoptus and forces its way into her mouth past her tongue and sealing around the entrance to her throat. The machine then pumps pure oxygen into Flo inflating her chest like a balloon. As soon as Flo is stabilized a Giant Hellocoptus swoops down and scoops her up. One of the small copters spanks her with its tail rotor.

Hellocoptus flies her off to the QUARTZ TOWERS.

Posted: Sun - September 1, 2002 at 07:02 PM          

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