Carol's Carols
By Carol
Fondiller
TANNENBAUM
Oh
Anarchy, oh Anarchy
Such a pretty sight to
see
We think that people have free will
to do good if not taught
ill
Oh Anarchy, oh Anarchy
Free choice for you
Free choice for me
For in our hearts we shall be free
It cheers me like a Christmas tree
Oh Anarchy, oh Anarchy,
Such a pretty sight to see
IT CAME UPON A MIDNIGHT
CLEAR
It came upon a midnight
clear
That glorious bust of old
Oh I was toking in my pad
The heat was in the cold
When all at once the boys in blue
Came crashing into my pad
So in a flash I flushed my
stash
The only hash I had
JINGLE BELLS
Scoring on the beach
Copping what I can
Don't know what I dropped
But oh wow oh man
My skin feels so damp
and I cannot see
Maybe it's the
strychnine
in the
L.S.D.
Sniff some glue drop some reds
Shoot some L.S.D.
I don't feel so hot
But at least it changes
me
Speeding on the beach
Rushing all the way
Got to get to someplace
Sometime today
Nodding on the bench
Crashing on the sand
I don't know which way is up
Oh see my mind expand
AWAY IN THE MANGER
Merry Xmas Ronnie Reagan
I hope you are well
I'm dying on welfare
Which is living hell
You cut off my MediCal
and my food stamps too
Now I'm too sick to eat
Ronnie Reagan, Fuck you.
NOEL
I waited in line a doctor to see
At the Venice Clinic that is so free
Oh wow, uh wow, oh what can I do
I have to tell Tom, Dick and Harry and
you
I came to Venice to be so free
Now I caught something communally
Is it clap? Is it Hep? Perhaps it's the
flu
Now I have to tell Tom, Dick and Harry
and you
I waited in line so patiently
To hear what the doctor had to tell me
It is clap. It is Hep. And also the flu
And I caught it from Tom Dick and Harry
and you.
Posted: Wed - December
1, 2004 at 05:16 AM