Story of an RV Owner Caught in the Act of...Painting! in Free Venice (what’s still free of it)


By Erica Snowlake

Venusians! injustices festering along cherry blossom avenues! biking by the Venice United Methodist church i spotted my friend Lush fixing his van in the parking lot. he told me a not-so-funny story, which we continued in interview form days later on the boardwalk.


Beachhead: Lush, (who is 6’3” with eyes of blue glacial ice), tell me what happened the night of thursday march 9th at ....what time?

Lush: well “everybody hates chris” was just starting on upn on my little black”n”white tv so i know it was 8 pm.

Beachhead: what were you doing?

Lush: in my van painting parked close to a friend’s house on Brooks near 4th.

Beachhead: describe the nature of what you were painting. (Lush usually paints big canvases depicting day-glo maelstroms radiating over Venice Beach, cataclysms of sun and waves, silhouetted imagery of the boardwalk, ancient battles between dragons and knights, and polar bear cubs tumbling in the snow, from what i’ve seen and admired)

Lush: a landscape in orange of a guy pushing a gondola downstream with a couple in the back having sex.

Beachhead: ye olde venezia! so you heard a knock?

Lush: no, saw a flashlight shining in the window, asked what do you guys want?, heard “STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE”.

Beachhead: whoa, woe.

Lush: got out, told my name, got searched, handcuffed from behind, and put in the patrol car.

Beachhead: did they have papers?, citations?, warrants?, CHARGES?

Lush: nothing, they did not identify themselves either. they declared i was being arrested for sleeping in my van, and they were going to impound it pronto.

Beachhead: Dang. Lush, let’s dig grass..... how long have you been an artist on the boardwalk?
Lush: since 1999.

Beachhead: how prolific are you? – like how many paintings do you sell?

Lush: around five a week, and they go anywhere from $18 to $4,000.

Beachhead: who’s your main source of revenue?

Lush: definitely tourists. (FYI: the boardwalk is the most visited tourist attraction in California after Disneyland)

Beachhead: do you have family in Venice?

Lush: i’m a father, i have a baby here.

Beachhead: so back to our timeline, what happened next?

Lush: a tow truck came and confiscated my Suzuki TS-100 dirt bike. two more tow trucks arrived and after consideration declared my van untowable due the danger of too many attachments and the possibility of them falling off.

Beachhead: saving grace! those attachments would be?..........paintings of course? so were the cops pissed?

Lush: they told me this was my one warning, the next time they see me in Venice i’m busted, they told me to leave, get out of Dodge that night, to consider myself blacklisted in Venice, and to stop painting on the boardwalk.

Beachhead: basically everything just short of suicide.

Lush: plus when they were trying to hitch up my van they would’nt let me get my ID, cash, or shoes out. i would have been sitting in jail, under John Doe, for what?---weeks. i wouldn’t have cash to get my vehicle out and i would’nt have access to my paintings to sell.

Beachhead: just another life and sustenance threatening move on the part of renegade cops.
Lush: there never was any official paperwork or charges.

Beachhead: think it was a person living on that street who complained? either that or they simply have an agenda of harassment.......

Lush: just because i’m covered in paint doesn’t mean i’m homeless. (and that’s not a crime either, folks, tho’ it’s treated as one).

Beachhead: so how did the church figure?

Lush: let me just say i find it surreal-- i can’t believe i’m seeking sanctuary at a church because i’m an artist. (then we concur all the great artists had churches, hahaha)

Beachhead: yeah, political asylum in this case. i know Pastor Tom from making soup in the kitchen there for Food Not Bombs, he’s really cool, totally into community.

Lush: he knew what i was going to say before i said it, he outright told me “Yes, you can park here.”

Beachhead: now that’s compassion. i saw a van next to yours with all these little plastic animals glued on it, and on the back doors it read “MUSEUM,” maybe yours could say “ART STUDIO”!

Lush: that’s what it is. right now i’ve got around 25 paintings and more coming.

Beachhead: listen up, art affecionados, galleries, and restaurants out there. Lush sets up every Saturday on the boardwalk--check him out, or come lend your support. ( the gondola painting’s still available, and it’s lovely!)

Lush: yeah, i’m there til they throw me in the can.

Beachhead: definitely not a wish-fulfilling statement.

Some parting gems from Lush (who’s super groovy, by the way):

It’s a battle of economics--someone’s obviously controlling someone’s salary......

I create art and sell it.

It just shows the divide----if someone’s making 100 grand, does that mean my life isn’t worth theirs?
Finally, off the cuff: We both believe Venice to be a sanctuary of sorts for all kinds of people, for the protection and expression of free speech and free spirits, for folks dedicated to exploring other connections and nuances in life’s rich tapestry besides robotically salivating to the holy buck. why are people living alternative lifestyles punished? are we really such an eyesore? we wonder what we are coming to.

Posted: Sat - April 1, 2006 at 11:25 AM          


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