Introducing Glibby Lil’Red: The Free Venice Beachhead’s
First Feminist Advice Column
Dear
Glibby,
I need help. I am just
head-over-heels for my mail delivery person.
This person has acted interested in me: flirting,
talking on the phone, and we have had infrequent romantic encounters. I even
went out and bought some nice thong underwear to try to make this person happy.
Me not being the thong underwear type, makes this somewhat of a compromise -
both style wise and economically. I have asked this person to go places with me
and this person seems to use excuses not to go. I have tried to tell this person
that I wanted a relationship, but this person has not responded positively. The
problem is that I still want this person and think about this person all the
time. Plus it does not help that I see this person often, because this person
delivers my mail! I really need to get this person out my
head.
Signed: Head-over-heals
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My
Dear Dear Head-over-heals,
I totally
know what you are going through. It’s so hard when someone gives you a
little “attention” and then leaves you wanting more - especially if
you are lonely. But honey when are you going to get it through your head that
s/he probably only wants the thong and not the person inside. And if you have
not been practicing safe thong I suggest that you go for testing. As far as how
to “get this person out of your head” well use a little common sense
dear. After all, s/he is the mail delivery person. S/he must have many stops on
the mail route and may have multiple stops on the thong route, too. S/he
doesn’t sound like s/he wants a relationship and it sounds like you do.
Decide what your route is and move on.
Peace and
Love,
Glibby
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Posted: Tue - October 1, 2002 at 05:05 PM